The SPHDZ campaign is going well, and word is getting out, bringing the aliens-in-disguise closer to their goal of convincing 3,400,001 kids to BE SPHDZ in order to save the world. But things haven’t gotten any easier for Michael K. He and the SPHDZ have been assigned the task of helping a class of kindergartners perform the school play. As the SPHDZ continue mixing up every holiday, cartoon plot, and commercial, Michael K. struggles to hide the SPHDZ from Agent Umber. And this gets even harder when Jennifer sets off an electromagnetic pulse that shakes the city for miles!